watching baseball

is the greatest thing of all time. sept 28th 2011 never 4get

worldoftoday:

My original Horse_ebooks offer has been sweetened considerably. Internet comedy person Jake Fogelnest and the originalhorse_ebooks journalist John Hermann have each offered to kick in $50. Rachel Fershleiser has offered $10. So, that makes $160 simply for knocking on the door at 11…

Please leave our horse computer alone

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hoobastankonia:

this is my life (Taken with instagram)

I love that is says Taken with instagram as if it could have been taken any other way

hoobastankonia:

this is my life (Taken with instagram)

I love that is says Taken with instagram as if it could have been taken any other way

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BEING IN TWEET JAIL BLOWS SSOOOO MUUCHHH

but while we talkin bout my dick all you haters say hi to my twitter handle @drbluejeanns

lets-go-kicksomehoneybuns:

Today I’m also getting rid of all my ex boyfriends shit lying around my room or my house. And believe me, there’s a lot of it. I have in total

  • two bracelets, one homemade that I had worn every day for 6th months. They mean a lot to me.
  • A bracelet his mom gave me when she travelled to Hungary….

lmao

(Source: letsgokicksomehoneybuns)

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brettgelman:

Cigarettes are the new Jesus. 

brettgelman:

Cigarettes are the new Jesus. 

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Me IRL, as a fucking walking paradox. 

Me IRL, as a fucking walking paradox.